​Please, Don't Make Me Do It


So I'm doing a set, and things are going well. But this motherfucker just won't shut his mouth. All night

he's been interrupting sets with his drunk ass bullshit.


Until I say . . .


"Dude, your mom’s pussy is so worn out and nasty, that by the time I got to it, it had used up its nine lives, and I ended up fucking your mother to death."