FMIL

​(Fucking Mother-in-Law)

 

There is so much to say . . .but let me start with this​ . . .


​(The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.)


So we're living in South Carolina​ and the FMIL calls from PA.


"What time is it down there?"


"Hunh?"


"Your in a different time zone now, right?"​


Look folks, I can't make this shit up.​​​​​

Dumb but True

I'm not saying my ex-wife is dumb, but, she thought Hawaii was off the coast of FLA..


"It's how it is on the map," her words, really.