There is so much to say . . .but let me start with this . . .
(The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.)
So we're living in South Carolina and the FMIL calls from PA.
"What time is it down there?"
"Your in a different time zone now, right?"
Look folks, I can't make this shit up.
I'm not saying my ex-wife is dumb, but, she thought Hawaii was off the coast of FLA..
"It's how it is on the map," her words, really.