Oddities that just run through my head . . .

If you are offended, get a sense of humor, please!

Men of the Cloth

            A Baptist minister, a Rabbi, a Priest and a Muslim cleric are sitting in a room discussing how they decided to use the money collected during services.  The Baptist minister tells the group he places a basket on the ground, throws the collection plate in the air, and what lands inside the basket is belongs to God.

            The Rabbi said he had a similar routine, except whatever ended up outside the basket was God’s.  The Priest said he use the same principle as the other two except, he figure that God could take what was His while the basket was in the air.

            The Muslim cleric shouted, “Allah Akbar” and blew everyone up. 

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