Some say politics is a high calling; I must have been high when I got the call.
Were the wieners named after the Oscars, or the Oscars named after the wieners? More importantly; how can I get a ride in the Wienermobile?
My book, “Things I've Started, but Never Finished,” is still in the works.
I think people are giving to much weight to the reports of an obesity epidemic.
It's not that I don't care . . . well, really it is.
Everybody's bad, the struggle is to be good.
When all is said and done . . . it usually isn't.
If it wasn't for my prostate, I'd never get my head examined!
And when I awoke, I noticed I was gone.
When I finally I thought I found myself; I realized I was in someone else's suit.