​random Things in My head 4


The Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away; that is why He haveth two hands.

 Is it really being used, if you knew in advance what was going to happen?

Why do they call it Gibberish? Where exactly in Gibber?

Aaahhh . . . the past. Can't change it, just have to explain it.

When I finally got there, I discovered they had moved there somewhere else.

It's never a good thing when your brilliance is overshadowed by your insanity.

I often wonder when people say "I can't stand this" or "I can't stand that;" if they could stand it, if they were sitting.

Once we have learned to live with ourselves, we will find it easier to live with others.

Friend: I wish I could get back to normal. Me: Been there don't plan on going back.

At least when you argue with yourself you eventually win.

In the land of tastelessness; the nose rules all.

The peanut butter and jelly flower looked tempting, but I knew what fate awaited if I plucked it.  Needless to say, I’d be in a jam.