​Random THings In My HeaD 5

If suicide is killing yourself,
And if homicide is killing someone else,
Would spermicide be killing the future?

Thinking nothing was to be feared ,the sheeple walked willingly to be sheared; finding out too late, that they'd ended up on the dinner plate.

The mad scramble for the eggs left many crushed, and others just empty shell of themselves.

Job fairs would be much better with rides and clowns, just saying.

When it rains confusion, an umbrella is better than a sunny disposition.

Wouldn't it be great if the government treated us like our wives . . . then it would stop fucking us too!!

I’m not worried about losing my sanity, I’m afraid I’ll find it.