​Random Thoughts 2

If things are always darkest before the dawn; are they brightest before the dusk?

Even when I'm alone, I'm not by myself. That's not a bad thing, is it?

Things were going great until Monday realized what day it was.

Hey, I lost my shadow puppets! Can anyone shine some light on the situation?

The scary thing is, the more I deal with people I find that I am the normal one.

If Twinkies are bought and produced in Mexico, will they be called Twinkieritos?

Karma: First you stuff turkey, then the turkey stuffs you.

There is no honor among thieves, unless of course they belong to the same family.