If things are always darkest before the dawn; are they brightest before the dusk?
Even when I'm alone, I'm not by myself. That's not a bad thing, is it?
Things were going great until Monday realized what day it was.
Hey, I lost my shadow puppets! Can anyone shine some light on the situation?
The scary thing is, the more I deal with people I find that I am the normal one.
If Twinkies are bought and produced in Mexico, will they be called Twinkieritos?
Karma: First you stuff turkey, then the turkey stuffs you.
There is no honor among thieves, unless of course they belong to the same family.