A song, banned in the original submission.

Too Bad Johnny

Spoken, Elvis like:


My baby left me, just the other day,
Now all my friends just laugh and say

Too bad Johnny, your girl has gone away,
Too bad Johnny, we think you made her gay.
You must be a super hex
For a girl to give you up for a different sex
Too bad Johnny, your girl has gone away.

Everything at first was clear
Then I found out she was a queer
She left me for a girl named Alice,
Who I once dated, at a disco palace.

Too bad Johnny, your girl has gone away,
Too bad Johnny, we think you made her gay.
You must be a super hex
For a girl to give you up for a different sex
Too bad Johnny, your girl has gone away.

Was it my fault, or my hand cream?
She told me she liked it with Vaseline.
Oh Lord, what can I do? I’m in a whirl,
When a girl leaves a guy for another girl.

Too bad Johnny, your girl has gone away,
Too bad Johnny, we think you made her gay.
You must be a super hex
For a girl to give you up for a different sex

Too bad Johnny, your girl has gone away.